Mon. Dec 9th, 2024
Funny love poems

Funny love poems for him and for her that explore love’s lighter side. These verses dance between romance and humor, painting affection in whimsical strokes. These love poems are for a crush, boyfriend, wife, or husband.

Funny Love Poems For Him (To Make Him Laugh)


1-The Bathroom Battlefield

Oh, dear love, we need to chat,
About the bathroom and where you’re at.
The toilet’s near, the target’s wide,
Yet somehow, puddles spread far and wide.

The seat’s up high, the floor’s a mess,
Each trip to clean feels like a test.
I love you, truly, but let’s agree,
Aim a little better, just for me.


2: The Remote Dominator

The remote is yours, I know it’s true,
Flipping channels, a sport for you.
You watch ten shows, each one for a sec,
While I just wait, lost in the wreck.


3: The Laundry Mix-Up

You try to help, but let’s be real,
Mixing colors, that’s not ideal.
My whites turn pink, my clothes look new,
Thanks to your “laundry expertise,” boo.


4: The 6 Pack Beer

Oh, my love, you enjoy your beer,
With every sip, that belly grows near!
Your “six-pack” dreams have gone astray,
Replaced by a keg that’s here to stay.

You say it’s muscle, “solid as rock,”
But that belly jiggles around the clock!
“I love you, babe, every inch of that cheer,
But maybe next round, let’s switch to light beer!”

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5: The Man Cold Chronicles

Oh, here we go, you’re down for the count,
With one little sniffle, the drama mounts.
Wrapped in blankets, calling for tea,
Acting like you’ve got the plague, not just a sneeze!

You moan and groan, like it’s the end,
Each little cough—a message you send.
“Bring me soup!” you say with dread,
As if a cold might leave you dead.

But I love you, dear, despite the show,
Next time you’re “dying,” I’ll just know!
A bit of a sniffle, that’s all it’ll be,
The mighty “man cold” won’t defeat me


6: The Snoring Serenade

Your snoring sounds like thunder’s boom,
Shaking the walls and filling the room.
I love you, but I might sleep in the car,
Just to escape your nightly star.


7: The Toolbox Tyrant

Your toolbox has tools in disarray,
But you insist they’re “organized” your way.
I’ll never get the method you’ve got,
But I’ll let you be in your own tool lot.


8: The Lost Keys Panic

You lose your keys every day,
Then call my name in a panicked way.
I find them for you, but I don’t know how,
They’re always right where you left them somehow.


9: The Silent Treatment

When you’re upset, you just go mute,
Leaving me to play the guessing flute.
Your silent stare, your dramatic sigh,
Leaves me wondering why you’re shy.


10: The Gaming Marathon

You sit for hours, controller in hand,
Lost in a digital, pixelated land.
I love your dedication, that’s no lie,
But those endless games? I just sigh.


11: Messy Fridge Raider

You search the fridge with no real clue,
Moving things around, looking for food.
Everything’s a mess when you’re done,
I love you, but please, leave some fun!


12: The Loud Music Lover

Blasting music loud and proud,
You turn it up, it’s so, so loud.
I love your tunes, but keep it low,
Or I’ll invest in earplugs, you know!


13: Movie Spoiler Specialist

You’ve seen the movie, that’s great for you,
But please don’t spoil it, let me view.
You spill the plot, each twist and turn,
And now I know who gets to burn.


14: Packing Procrastinator

When it’s time to pack and go,
You wait till the last minute, slow.
I’m ready to leave, suitcase in hand,
While you’re finding socks you can’t understand.


15: The Thermostat Tug-of-War

You crank the heat when it’s already warm,
I turn it down, avoiding harm.
This thermostat war will never end,
But you’re my love, my eternal friend.


16: Your Snacks Are Safe

You hide your snacks, so secret and tight,
Thinking I won’t find them each night.
I see your stash, you think I’m fooled,
But I’m eating them all when you’re not cool.


17: The Eternal Napper

You nap at noon, you nap at night,
Napping’s your talent, your true delight.
While I’m awake, running around,
You’re dozing off without a sound.


18: Morning Grump

In the morning, you’re quite the bear,
Grumpy and groggy, with messy hair.
I love you, sleepy as you are,
But morning joy isn’t your star.


19: The Grilling Guru


You grill like a pro, in smoke and flame,
But sometimes things go up in a blaze.
I love your BBQ skills, my dear,
Even if we eat charred food all year.


20: The Forgetful Love


I tell you my plans, all that I share,
But by morning, it’s gone, like thin air.
I love your sweet smile, I really do,
But try to remember—just a few!


21: The Blanket Bandit


Every night, you steal the sheet,
Leaving me cold, head to feet.
I love you, dear, but can I say?
Tonight, the blankets go my way!


22: The Loud Chewer


You munch so loud, I can’t believe,
Crunching chips, like you can’t breathe!
I love you, truly, my snack-munching guy,
But can you chew a little shy?


23: The Forgetful Shopper


You say, “I’ll grab the milk and bread,”
Then come home with chips and dip instead.
I love your grocery trips, it’s true,
Even if they don’t follow through.


24: The Messy Cook


You cook with love, and sauce and spice,
But clean up after? Once or twice.
I love your dishes, taste so rare,
Just wish cleanup was more fair!


25: The Loud Texter


When you text, it’s all in caps,
Excitedly sent in sudden snaps.
I love your messages, full of zest,
But lowercase is just as blessed!


26: The Frequent Napper


Every couch and chair’s a bed,
Napping spots fill up your head.
I love your naps, your dreamy zone,
But wake up! Let’s watch a show, phone-free, alone.


27: The Snack Stealer


My chips, my cookies, gone from sight,
Eaten up in the middle of night.
I love you, yes, my snacky dude,
But save me some—don’t be rude!


28: The TV Shouter


You shout at games on the TV,
As if the players might hear thee.
I love your passion, every cheer,
But let’s keep it down, dear!


29: The Slow Packer


Packing takes you all day long,
Every item, sing a song.
I love you, dear, but can we go?
This trip started hours ago!


30: The Thermostat Tug


You love it cold, I like it warm,
We’re in a constant thermostat storm.
I love you, dear, but let’s compromise,
Or I’ll just wear coats to bed, surprise!


Funny Love Poems For Her (To Make Her Laugh)

1: The Over-Packer


A weekend trip, you pack for a year,
With bags on bags that crowd the rear.
I love you, darling, don’t get me wrong,
But do we need that whole salon?


2: The ‘5-Minute’ Shopper


“I’ll be quick!” you swear and say,
But one store trip takes all day.
I love your shopping skills, it’s true,
But next time, can I bring a book or two?


3: Makeup Takeover


The counter’s filled with powders and creams,
Beauty tools in rainbow streams.
I get one spot, a corner small,
While your cosmetics take it all.


4: The Master of the Mirror


Your morning ritual is quite the scene,
With hair, makeup, and skincare routine.
I’d love a turn in front of the glass,
But I guess my mirror time must pass.


5: The ‘Quick Look’ Turnaround


I compliment your perfect dress,
And then you change—oh, what a mess!
I love your fashion, every style,
But can we stick with one for a while?


6: Fridge Organizer


Everything in order, everything neat,
You label leftovers and list each treat.
But when I grab a snack to eat,
I get a lecture about “where’s my seat?”


7: Online Shopping Queen


Packages come in every day,
From clothes to gadgets, hooray!
I love your style and your grace,
But our doorstep looks like an Amazon base.


8: The Photo Session Starter


Every meal is a photo shoot,
Holding up dinner for the perfect loot.
I love your eye, your Instagram way,
But can we eat while the food’s still okay?


9: The Blanket Stealer


At night you roll, tug, and pull,
Leaving me cold while you’re cozy and full.
I love you, snuggled nice and warm,
But could I have just one blanket arm?


10: The Netflix Scroller


You scroll through shows for hours on end,
Just pick one, my dear friend!
I love our nights on the couch, it’s true,
But this episode is now overdue.


11: The Laundry Rule Breaker


You mix whites and colors in the wash,
Leaving clothes that look like a tie-dye slosh.
I love your laundry effort, though,
Even if my whites are now rainbow.


12: The Master of the Selfie


Every angle, every pose,
You capture beauty, head to toes.
I’ll smile and pose for you too,
But, please, just one selfie will do!


13: The Seasonal Decorator


Every season brings a theme,
With decor in every color scheme.
I love your festive side, it’s grand,
But there’s no room to stand!


14: The Candle Collector


Scented candles fill the air,
Lavender, cedar, everywhere.
I love the smell, but let’s be wise,
Before we start a candle supply.


15: Closet Space Conundrum


Your clothes spill over, filling each shelf,
Leaving no room for clothes myself.
I love your fashion, big and bright,
But I’d like a closet that’s not so tight!


16: Pillow Pile-Up


Pillows here, pillows there,
A mountain of fluff fills the air.
I love the cozy bed you make,
But do we need so many for goodness’ sake?


17: The GPS Doubter


The GPS says left, you say right,
Trusting maps is a constant fight.
I love your confidence, that’s true,
But maybe, this time, let’s follow the clue?


18: Your Dog Is Your Child


The dog gets cuddles, the dog gets treats,
He’s pampered more than anyone meets.
I love him too, he’s great, he’s fun,
But I’d like some attention, just one-on-one.


19: Shoe Collection Surprise


Shoes line up, they line the wall,
High heels, sneakers, tall and small.
I love each pair that you display,
But do they all need to stay?


20: Coffee Order Chaos


Your coffee order’s quite a scene,
With extra shots and almond cream.
I love your style, and coffee too,
But sometimes, plain will surely do.


21: Midnight Snack Attack


At midnight you crave every snack,
With cookies, chips, and treats to stack.
I love your late-night foodie side,
But at 3 a.m., it’s hard to abide!


22: Planner of Plans


You schedule dates, events galore,
Planning things I can’t ignore.
I love your organizing style,
But let’s relax once in a while!


23: Silent ‘I’m Fine’


“I’m fine” you say, with a smile so tight,
But I can tell something’s not right.
I love your words, but give me a clue,
To know exactly what I should do.


24: The Decor Dictator


From picture frames to pillows too,
You redesign every month or two.
I love your taste, your design flair,
But is this a home or a showroom there?


25: Social Media Marathon


You scroll and tap, like every pic,
Laughing at memes and videos quick.
I love your laughter, it’s my bliss,
But can we put down the phones for this?


26: The Workout Critique


You motivate me to lift and train,
Encouraging biceps and quads to gain.
I love your fitness, but please be kind,
When I skip leg day, don’t remind!


27: Beauty Product Overflow


Face masks, scrubs, and creams galore,
Taking up space and more and more.
I love your skincare, that’s no lie,
But is there room for just one guy?


28: The Purse Search Adventure


You hand me your bag to find a key,
A never-ending search for me.
I love your purse, it’s a treasure chest,
But maybe a pocket would work best.


29: Shoe Removal Routine


When we get home, your shoes spread wide,
Kicked off with grace, tossed aside.
I love your habit, cute and true,
But tripping on heels? I’ll pass, thank you!


30: Hairstyling Hypnotist


You curl, you brush, for hours on end,
Trying every style and trend.
I love your hair, each curl and twist,
But do we need an hour-long list?


Funny Humorous Love Poems


1: Love on a Budget

Roses are red, and some are on sale,
If I had the money, I’d send you the whole trail.
But times are tight, and pennies are few,
So here’s a flower emoji, just for you. 🌹


2: The Laundry Dilemma

I love you more than words can say,
But could you do laundry just once, okay?
Socks missing pairs, shirts that shrink,
I’d even say “I love you” in pink!


3: Remote Control War

I love you truly, that much is clear,
But please hand me the remote, my dear.
You can have my heart, my soul, my snack,
Just leave the remote and don’t give it back.


4: The Pizza Mystery

My love for you is hot and true,
Like a pizza pie, fresh and new.
But somehow, the slices seem to disappear…
Did you eat the last one, my dear?


5: Snack Sabotage

Your love is sweet, like chocolate bars,
But why do you keep eating my hidden jars?
I love you loads, but please be fair,
And leave some candy that we can share.


6: Midnight Snack Attack

You’re the apple of my eye, that’s no lie,
But every night when snacks run dry,
I think of you and love you less,
For stealing snacks, you must confess.


7: Coffee Thief

You’re my heart’s true brew, my morning fix,
But why’d you take the coffee mix?
I love you, yes, but please be clear,
Leave me some coffee, my dear!


8: Alarm Clock of Love

You’re my love, my heart, my dove,
But at 6 AM, I need no love.
If you could hit snooze just once or twice,
I’d love you forever; it’d be so nice!


9: Romantic Procrastination

I’d write you a poem to show I care,
But I’ll get to it… someday… somewhere.
Just know in my heart, the feelings are there,
I love you, honest! Even if I’m unaware.


10: The Netflix Fight

My love for you is deeper than the sea,
But don’t you dare skip the show without me!
Together we’ll binge, episode by episode,
Just don’t hit play alone on that next code!


11: The Takeout Decision

I’d cross oceans, I’d climb hills,
But let’s be real, who’s paying the bills?
For you, my love, I’ll always choose,
Just don’t make me pick our food’s muse.


12: Bedtime Blanket Thief

I’d give you my warmth, my hugs, my time,
But stealing the blanket? That’s a crime!
I love you, dear, you’re my heart’s joy,
But please share the blanket, don’t be coy!


13: The Toothpaste Squeeze

I love you more than any toothpaste brand,
But please squeeze from the bottom—understand?
Your way is wrong, but I’ll let it slide,
Love means swallowing a little pride.


14: Love and Leftovers

In the fridge, there lies a snack,
I thought you’d leave it; I want it back!
Love means sharing, but let’s make a rule:
No taking leftovers—that’s uncool!


15: The Gym Promise

I’d work out with you, truly, I would,
But the couch looks cozy, and snacks are good.
We can lift weights, someday soon,
For now, I’ll just love you from this cocoon.


16: The Snoring Dilemma

You’re my heart, my joy, my light,
But your snoring keeps me up all night.
I still love you, yes, that’s true,
But could you snore a little less too?


17: The Sweet Tooth Romance

I love you like cookies, cakes, and pie,
But leave me some sweets—don’t deny!
I’ll share my love, but please don’t take
Every last crumb of my favorite cake.


18: The Shopping Spree

You’re the best, my love, you see,
But please take it easy at the mall spree.
Our love is priceless, no need to prove,
Let’s save some cash and stay in our groove.


19: Honey-Do List Blues

I love you so much, it’s true,
But this honey-do list is longer than I knew!
From fixing lights to painting walls,
My love is deep, but I need some calls!


20: The Shoe Situation

I’d walk a mile to show I care,
But you’ve got more shoes than I can bear.
Closets are bursting, heels are high,
But I still love you, that’s no lie!


My Love, My Snore

In the quiet of the night, you loudly snore,
Echoing from ceiling to bedroom floor.
But though it sounds like a bear’s great roar,
To my ears, it’s a love song, forevermore.

The Mismatched Pair

You love jazz, while I love rock,
You’re early to bed, I’m up round the clock.
Yet despite these differences, clear to see,
You’re the peanut butter to my jelly.

When You Cook For Me

Every time you cook, smoke alarms cheer,
Your “special” burnt toast, oh, my dear!
Yet, every charred bite, every overcooked meal,
Tastes of love, and that’s the real deal.

Netflix and Us

We tried to Netflix and chill, one day,
But ended up watching all episodes, hurray!
Your choice or mine, we never can decide,
Yet in love and series, together we bide.

The Dance of Clumsy Love

You stepped on my toes during our first dance,
I spilled my drink, missed my chance.
But in these clumsy moves, we found our groove,
Our perfectly imperfect love began to move.

Socks and Love

I find your socks in the strangest spots,
On the lampshade, under flower pots.
Our love’s like your socks—unmatched but bright,
A comfy and warm, just-right kind of light.

Your Peculiar Ways

You hum when you eat and talk in your sleep,
Your sneezes are loud and your pockets so deep.
But those quirks are the chords of my favorite song,
They play the sweet melody where my heart belongs.

Ode to Snuggling

You’re a blanket hog, but I don’t mind,
I’ll shiver all night, with you by my side.
For in the battle of covers, thick or thin,
Having you close is the ultimate win.

Our Silly Arguments

We argue over which pizza to order,
You like it hot, I like it warmer.
But no matter the toppings or who’s to blame,
Our love is delicious, and always the same.

The Morning Breath Waltz

We wake to the tune of morning breath,
A symphony that’s hard to forget.
But even in notes that aren’t so sweet,
Our love’s morning song is my favorite beat.

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The Dance of Dishes

In the kitchen, we sway, not missing a beat,
You scrub and I rinse in harmony sweet.
Though we may splash and create quite a mess,
Our dance of dishes, I love nothing less.

My Partner in Crime

You and I, we’re a perfect pair,
Like socks with stripes, quite the quirky wear.
We laugh at jokes that no one gets,
In our weird little world, we are the best.

The Map of Your Snore

Your snores, they guide me through nights so deep,
Like a map that my heart is set to keep.
Loud as thunder, yet comforting sound,
In that stormy lullaby, my love is found.

The Sweetest Pie

You steal the cherries from my pie,
But I just can’t look mad when I catch your eye.
For you are the apple of my sight,
With you, every stolen cherry feels right.

Unpredictable Love

Our love is like weather, ever-changing in tone,
Sunny and stormy, in patterns unknown.
But rain or shine, I’m here to stay,
Because you’re my favorite forecast, come what may.

Love’s Recipe

In our kitchen, where we mix and blend,
You’re my favorite recipe, my dearest friend.
A pinch of laughter, a dash of fun,
We’re a delicious dish, when all is said and done.

The Quirks of Us

You love your socks mismatched, it’s true,
While I hum in tones that don’t belong to any tune.
We are a pair, bizarre but right,
My odd little star, you make my world bright.

Our Silly Symphony

We laugh at the times when we’re out of tune,
But that’s our love, our quirky afternoon.
Our life’s a song, silly and sweet,
With you, every note feels wonderfully complete.

The Tangle of Love

Our blankets twist in a nightly dance,
A choreography of love, left up to chance.
We wake in tangles, but I don’t mind the mess,
With you, each morning is a loving caress.

The Light in Your Laugh

Your laugh is a lighthouse on my darkest day,
A beacon that guides me in a loving way.
Its sound is my compass, true and tried,
Navigating life’s seas, with you by my side.

Romantic Funny Poems About love

Our Silly Symphony

We’re notes in a tune, that’s slightly off-key,
In our silly symphony of love, just you and me.
We laugh at the discord, we sing loud and clear,
Our love song’s unique, but it’s music to my ears.

The Playful Argument

We debate over dishes, and who’s turn to clean,
A playful argument, a well-rehearsed scene.
Though we fuss and we fight, like a well-matched team,
With you, every day’s sweet, like a waking dream.

The Language of Us

We’ve made our own language, no one else would understand,
A secret code of love, that we’ve built hand in hand.
It’s fluent in chuckles, with a dialect of hugs,
When we speak our love’s language, we’re snug as two bugs.

The Grocery Dance

In supermarket aisles, we waltz and we twirl,
You’re more precious to me than a diamond or pearl.
We laugh as we tango with a cart in the lead,
Our love, it grows stronger with every good deed.

The Alarm Clock’s Melody

Your grumbles each morning, are my favorite tune,
As we hit the snooze button, way past noon.
They’re sweeter than birdsong at the break of day,
They’re the notes in the love song, I hear when you say “stay”.

Socks and Love

Your socks on the floor, make a path to my heart,
A trail of our life, where the loving parts start.
Though they may be scattered, and never in pairs,
With you, life’s a journey that I’m thrilled to share.

Our Recipe for Love

We’re a pinch of spice in a life that’s bland,
We’re the finest dish, in all the land.
We might burn the toast, or make a soupy stew,
But our recipe for love is perfect, just me and you.

Love’s Funny Face

We make funny faces in photos, it’s true,
A goofy pair, me and you.
But in each silly snapshot, our love clearly shows,
In the way you scrunch your nose, or when you strike a pose.

Pillow Forts and Love

In our castle of cushions, we’re king and queen,
Ruling a kingdom that’s cozy and serene.
We laugh as we battle with pillows as our swords,
In love, we’re undefeatable, ruling in accord.

The Tickle Wars

Our love is a battlefield of tickles and giggles,
Where we roll and we tumble until we’re in wriggles.
Every laugh that you gift is a victory sweet,
In this war of affection, surrender’s a treat.

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Our Oddly Perfect Match

I’m the socks in the sandals, you’re the style so neat,
We’re an oddly perfect match, wonderfully unique.
You’re the calm to my chaos, the sweet to my tart,
We’re perfectly mismatched, a true work of art.

The Joy in Morning Breath

Your morning breath, strong, yet endearing to me,
A sign you’re beside me, as I wake up to see.
It’s the smell of our love, raw and pure,
With you, every morning has a charm that’s sure.

The Dance of Love

We dance in the kitchen with two left feet,
Moving clumsily, yet feeling so complete.
In this rhythm of love, there’s no step that’s wrong,
Together we compose our own beautiful song.

The Cute Quarrels

We quarrel over the remote, a playful tug of war,
These small battles of love that we both adore.
Though we squabble and bicker in a loving jest,
With you as my partner, I am truly blessed.

Love’s Funny Timing

You call just when I’ve stepped into the shower,
Love’s funny timing, it’s got a sense of humor.
Though I’m wet and rushing, I’d still answer your ring,
For your voice is the melody that makes my heart sing.

The Dessert Duel

We duel for the last bite of our shared dessert,
Forks clashing in jest, yet no feelings are hurt.
For the sweetest thing isn’t the treat on the plate,
It’s the love that we share, that we both celebrate.

The Snoring Serenade

Your snoring at night, is my lullaby dear,
A serenade that I hold incredibly near.
It’s the sound of your presence, your being, your breath,
In this symphony of love, there’s no fear of death.

Our Perfect Mess

Our home is a mess, but it’s our loving nest,
In this perfect disorder, we are truly blessed.
It’s not about tidiness, it’s about love and fun,
Our life’s beautiful chaos, shining bright as the sun.

The Endearing Annoyance

You hog all the blankets, it’s an endearing annoyance,
A lovable habit, in our love’s voyage.
It’s a funny reminder, how deep our love lies,
In every small moment, under day or night skies.

Love’s Comedy

Our life is a sitcom, full of laughter and glee,
You’re the joke to my punchline, as perfect as can be.
Through all of the bloopers, and comedic delight,
With you, every scene is wonderfully right.